I love to MASTURBATE! I am addicted to MASTURBATION. I am going to spend my day naked and MASTURBATING. I want everyone to know: I am a MASTURBATOR. Woke up horny, naked and hard. Throbbing at the thought of not having a chance of getting any Pussy, knowing the only relief my dick gets will come from the expert touch of my hand. My hand craves dick! And my dick owns me! I am my dick’s little bitch! My lust for butt-ass naked masturbation is insatiable. Does that make me a Solosexual FistFucker?